Sonic Boom Stories
Crimes There has been a crime in the city of Bang and must be stopped Some of Bowser’s troops have stolen some very dangerous weapons and they need to be caught. So keep a eye out for him and If you see them, call the police right away.
Joke for the day: What did the paper say to the pen? How write you are!!! Ha,ha,ha!
Job Listings Teller for Blast Bank Waiter for Luigi’s Waffle World Janitor for Mega-Shroom High School Teacher for Mini-Shroom PreSchool
Price: 5c 3c keep 2c charity Wednesday May 18, 2005 Thank you for choosing my newspaper and have a nice day
Sonic Boom Stories special edition
Crimes No recent crimes have been recorded but if you see anything suspicious, call 911 (but you knew that)
Grin Corner! R- Riddle, J-Joke R. What always dries, but at the same time wet? J. Where does Wario’s food go after he eats, no one knows because no one ever goes near those chompers!
Look for new membership edition! Riddle answer: A towel! Sports The Bowser Baddies lost 3 to 7 against the Bill Blasters, who took home the gold for the national hokey tormonant
New addition to the paper! You can now write letters to the editor and I will publish it. Just give it to the Post Office and they will mail it to me! Thank you for choosing my paper And have a nice day. May 20, 2005